The Many Faces of Michael Myers

I thought I'd kick off my transition from Tumblr to Blogger with a classic post on the "Many Faces of Michael Myers"

#1 CLAAAASSSIC:

#2: Awwwwww….Now we’re going back a few years.

#3: Jesus. Did he spend his summer in a cave or something?

#4: I believe this is what he looks like when he gets stoned.

#5…or when he has to listen to Sarah Palin speak.

#6 Ok, so he just gained a little bit of holiday weight…NBD.

#7 Whoops, mask just fell off.

#8 And now he’s found out about the ‘death panels’ and wants to make Obama’s job easier.

#9 Whaaat the fuuck? Did Rob Zombie put him in a blender?

#10 This is the Minnesota passive-aggressive “I’m trying to understand you, but I just don’t care.”

#11 Oh yeah, I forgot. He's actually like a really scary dude.

#12 I know, I know, JL is in this one too…but it kinda looks like he had a sex change. I’m just sayin’.

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